Yes, her brain was replaced with a horseshoe
10/30/2007 22:53 Filed in: Family
I just read my niece's latest blog post in
anticipation of a certain football game
taking place this Sunday in the land of
corn. I am very sorry to say that the former
New Englander was most likely the victim of
an act more gruesome than the results of Dr.
Frankenstein's experiments. Instead of bolts
protruding from her neck there is a
horseshoe swelling from her frontal lobe.
Obviously the folks out there need to take
some lessons from the doctors that produced
those pretty ladies from Stepford.
Thankfully my grand niece Olivia is staying
true to her New England roots. Her
traitorous brother however, has obviously
been under the influence of his father while
his mother was under the knife.
